Sunday, February 28, 2010

Jesus, Noah, and the Dinosaurs

Liz found these items while searching for something else. They left me speechless...


This is a "full-size" ark with dinosaurs:

All this reminded me of a Bizarro cartoon from November 2008:

3 comments:

Rawhide said...

After being pummeled by supporters of the gold standard and national banks, retiring from public life, populist politician Ignatius Donnelly dedicated himself to Masonic spin history suggesting the world would end by the gradual heating of the of the atmosphere and persistent rains ruining humanity’s ability to self sustain. Donnelly’s theory of the cause of the great Flood (and the destruction of Atlantis) was a near miss by a large comet. Similar to Sitchin’s Nibiru fantasy, a large here-to-fore unknown celestial body wreaks chaos, creates the asteroid belt and brings about a re-birth of the earth; more or less the plot of the bestselling novel “When Worlds Collide.” (Also a funky 1951 movie being remade this year.)

Sitchin postulated a race of extra-terrestrials living on Nibiru, a beautiful jungle planet, revisiting the earth when Planet X returns in the year 2012. I just can’t help but wonder about the color of the Nibiru native’s skin – is it blue? That's catching in Hollywood these days.

Can a Caveman ever get a break?

Rushing head first into the year 2012, I remember as a teen reading a thesis by a Christian college student in California. He posited that before the flood there was a blanket of water vapor surrounding the earth and while simultaneously releasing water from beneath God solidified the vapor creating a flood crushing and fossilizing the dinosaurs. I thought it was silly at the time but now I’m not so sure. Perhaps it’s the gaining of wisdom or perhaps the gradual loss of brain cells, I seem to view the world differently than I did three decades ago. Who knows, perhaps Jesus did ride a dinosaur and if so, what an idea for the next Cameron movie… maybe then the Caveman’s proper place in history will be lifted up finally! Reverend Hal Lindsay once said on his discovery that the world was coming to an end: “I was so excited I couldn't sleep for a week.” I likewise can hardly wait to see the day of the Caveman’s vindication.

David Kirk said...

Rawhide: I just wish the Caveman show would come back on. Or that the pink-haired E-surance cartoon girl would get a show.

Rawhide said...

Did the Caveman invent fire?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjqkH-rekiQ

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