Monday, September 13, 2010

You Might Be A Democrat

(Compare and contrast with last year's post.

The text came mostly from about.com.
I found the pictures everywhere.)
1.  You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.

2.  You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."

3. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.

4. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.

5. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
(Tote bag for sale at shop.janefonda.com)
6. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY.

7. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."

8. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You've never been mugged.

9. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You want to protest something but don't know what.

10. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam."

11. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

All of your 1970's "Beware of Global Freezing" signs now have "Beware of Global Warming" on the back.
12. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You are giddy at the prospect of the return of bell bottoms.

13. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.

14. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.

15. You Might Be a Democrat if ...

After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
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