(Continuing with our theme of destruction and demolition, we turn our attention to the GOP, which is having its worst period of time since Watergate. I still consider myself a conservative and a Republican, but I am able to laugh at their current misfortunes. It sure beats crying.
Thanks to Rawhide for the text.
I found the pictures everywhere.)
1. You might be a Republican if...
You've ever complained about a liberal bias in the obituaries section.
You've ever complained about a liberal bias in the obituaries section.
2. You might be a Republican if...
You'll spend $20 billion guarding a bridge against the possibility of a terrorist attack, but won't spend 20 cents to keep it from falling down on its own.
3. You might be a Republican if...
You think a Lynch film is a documentary on race relations.
4. You might be a Republican if...
You think spooning is something you do at Dairy Queen.
5. You might be a Republican if...
You think smeared bagels are victims of the New York Times.
6. You might be a Republican if...
You think the right to free assembly is talking about construction companies.
7. You might be a Republican if...
Your desk has a drawer for holding computer punchcards.
8. You might be a Republican if...
You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
9. You might be a Republican if...
You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
10. You might be a Republican if...
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
2 comments:
I'm sure things will work out okay. Folks need to take a step back, take a few deep breaths and not get so worked up. BTW, you guys should come out to Cali and see Reagan's library. You'd really like it! - R
Rawhide: Confidence in the future! What a concept! Thanks for the reminder! I would love to see the Reagan Library ....
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