(Thanks to Rawhide for the text. I found the pictures everyplace.)
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You believe Joe Biden is a Muslim.
\2. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You have ever referred to yourself as a ‘smart-a** cracker'.
3. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
4. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You whine about socialism for an hour and then break into tears.
5. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You write “Ready, Aim, Fire!” on the palms of your hands.
6. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You think there really is a government program called "Obamacare".
7. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You have ever added a small mustache to a picture of Obama.
8. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You like to crumple up dollar bills and throw them at disabled people.
9. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You've ever made an information request to the Hawaii Department of Vital Records and you're not a resident of Hawaii.
10. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You need to bring a lawn chair to a 1 hour political rally.
11. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You think the 2008 Presidential election was a choice between two communist-fascists.
12. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You think armed militias are a sensible idea.
13. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You think Obama was born in Kenya, that a death panel will kill your grandmother, and argue there is no evidence of global warming.
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| After this winter, you still believe in global warming? |
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| Death panel. |
14. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You think George Soros wrote 1984.
15. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You argue that 'separation of Church and State' came out of Adolf Hitler’s mouth.
16. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You think the greatest threat to America is liberal media bias.
17. You Might Be a Tea Partier If ...
You have a photo shopped picture of Obama, have carried a toilet plunger to a political rally or have ever decried a public option.
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| Tea partier's brain. |
5 comments:
Funny. The Greenhouse Effect is a theory. This theory explains how energy gets trapped naturally by atmospheric gases making our earth livable.
The anthropogenic global warming hypothesis suggests that human activity (i.e. the burning of fossil fuels) is a reason for the observed increase in global temperature, and supported by the theory above that CO2 levels have increased roughly in parallel to said observance of temperature; you may indeed have harsher winter storms as a result of increased water vapor in the atmosphere or introduction of additional energy into an otherwise static system.
However, neither theories or hypothesis are beliefs.
With that in mind, I would like my pizzas to go please.
So it is technically incorrect to say there are people who "believe in" human-caused climate change/global warming? If so, how would you rephrase it?
You would say, SIR, your hypothesis does not stand the test of scientific scrutiny! Now where is my $%*&^*# pizza!
I might add that this is why we are to depend upon the Fourth Estate (or are they the Fifth Column or the Sixth Sense I get those confused) to research and explain these hypotheses in an objective manner so that the voting public may direct their elected representatives toward reasonable and sober outcomes.
This brings me to another thought: 18. You might be a tea partier if you think that the Fourth Estate is in fact the Fifth Column.
You watch V? If so, you are one of two people in the world watching that show! (The other one being me!)
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