Just Forget About Jeans Day!

This requires some explanation: This hilarious video disappears and reappears on the Web due to copyright issues, so I used the best edition I could find. This is the Tennessee version, but it appeared in Texas in almost identical form under the title "STAAR Results Are In", in honor of the state's loathed standardized tests which are a bane to a teacher's existence.

AYP means "adequate yearly progress".
SPED is special education.